I have a hard enough time convincing herself that I still think she’s attractive after she watches America’s Next Top Model… and a lot of those women are weirdos. Man that show makes me want to punch a puppy.

Boobs McSidekick: I work for the CIA.

Ryu: Are you an intern? I can’t imagine that fits the dress code.

Then of course there’s the werewolves, with their unhinged snake jaws. Are they supposed to have evolved from King Dodongo, or something?

We’ll see about trying warrior mode. Maybe next summer, when releases are sparse and I’ve caught up on everything I’m playing. Though I’ll probably just play Shadow of the Colossus or Ocarina of Time again instead.

The most ridiculous one is that bimbo sidekick of his… and if that’s the one you’re talking about, then I’m gonna kick you right in the cow.

But ya, anyone who grabs any NGaiden game for a good story might as well pick up Madden.

Definitely stay on Acolyte mode if you’re wanting to do all the single-weapon playthrough achievements. And I know you are. After all’s said and done, if you’re comfortable controlling the camera (right trigger FTW), it’s at least worth a shot on Warrior. If you want anymore info overload on nuances of NG2 might exist only in my head, shoot me a line… I know I’ve already subjected Pat to enough.

hah… oh man. I just had to be that guy.

also, can you play Crysis?

Heckling aside, nice work. Keep it coming, b/c I need to be reminded of why I’m trying to graduate from time to time.

Also, post warez plz.