Andrew Eichacker /* Between the Lines */

26Feb/092

Dairy Queen Deal

Dairy Queens got a new value menu, and they're pimping it by having a contest. Since I'm all for free things and ice cream, I'll do it!

What deal would I make with Dairy Queen to check out their Sweet Deals?

Well, I would show Dairy Queen just how sweet I can be.
Dairy Queen! I will take you out on a date. It would consist of taking you to yourself, getting a Sweet Deal (because I am sweet and also cheap), arguing with you about getting free Blizzards, and complete the night with an awkward hand shake, never to call you again.

What can I say? I'm a hopeless romantic.

DON'T TELL MY WIFE.

Update:

WIN

WIN

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  1. Dear god you are cheap man. I’m telling your wife you’re dating DQ.

  2. broken img link makes SADFACE


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