Dairy Queens got a new value menu, and they’re pimping it by having a contest. Since I’m all for free things and ice cream, I’ll do it!
What deal would I make with Dairy Queen to check out their Sweet Deals?
Well, I would show Dairy Queen just how sweet I can be.
Dairy Queen! I will take you out on a date. It would consist of taking you to yourself, getting a Sweet Deal (because I am sweet and also cheap), arguing with you about getting free Blizzards, and complete the night with an awkward hand shake, never to call you again.
What can I say? I’m a hopeless romantic.
DON’T TELL MY WIFE.
Update:
WIN
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Schrad says:
March 3, 2009 at 6:38 am (UTC -8)
Dear god you are cheap man. I’m telling your wife you’re dating DQ.
jim says:
January 20, 2010 at 12:43 am (UTC -8)
broken img link makes SADFACE