26Feb/092
Dairy Queen Deal
Dairy Queens got a new value menu, and they're pimping it by having a contest. Since I'm all for free things and ice cream, I'll do it!
What deal would I make with Dairy Queen to check out their Sweet Deals?
Well, I would show Dairy Queen just how sweet I can be.
Dairy Queen! I will take you out on a date. It would consist of taking you to yourself, getting a Sweet Deal (because I am sweet and also cheap), arguing with you about getting free Blizzards, and complete the night with an awkward hand shake, never to call you again.
What can I say? I'm a hopeless romantic.
DON'T TELL MY WIFE.
Update:

WIN
March 3rd, 2009 - 06:38
Dear god you are cheap man. I’m telling your wife you’re dating DQ.
January 20th, 2010 - 00:43
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